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Wednesday, 31 March 2010

well, at least they're getting some action!

I dont think ive told you about Ray Quinn and John Paul.

They are my goldfish! Ok, so all my pets have had really baad names, well apart from the ponies, who only suffered silly nicknames( jammy sammy dodger, anyone?!), but these two chaps were named for me and one of my best gals most embaressing crushes. Haha she fancies the oddest selection of people. Personally, i cant deal with the baby oil look Ray Qinn has going on, but whatever floats your boat! If you dont know who he is, look here, he did that really annoying 'dancing on ice programme, and possibly several other such shows.

John Paul from hollyoaks is my secret love!haha, this is him! And yes, I know he was gay in hollyoaks, but i dont care!

Anyway, turns out Ray Quinn is a bit of a stud muffin. Because John Paul 'gave birth' to some eggs earlier!
Also turns out that they are both cannibals, because they ate all the babies. Naughty boys! I cant quite look at them in the same way now!

hahahahahahahahahahaha

5 comments:

mariposai said...

Haha! - who needs TV when you have fish like that for entertainment ;)

xxx

battleinmind said...

I think your fish live in soap opera land. What dramatic fish! Maybe you could change John Paul to Joan Paulette? Just to give her some dignity...
:)

Hope you're well!
xxx

Sairs said...

ha ha, this made me laugh out loud. You crack me up vic! Naught fish indeed. You know, I used to have to little girl mice and one day I can home and there was a third adult boy mouse the cage. They were all sitting in the mouse house. I kid you not! I figured he climbed through the bars. I looked at my two girls and said 'you sluts' and I opened the mouse house door and the boy mouse flew out and ran straight past my cat who was busy washing himself and didn't any notice of the mouse, which I then said to him 'well, do your thing'! The mouse escaped and then I had a very nervous wait to see if either of the girls was pregnant. Thankfully not, unless they are them and hid the evidence, lol!
*hugs*
Sarah

Anonymous said...

I love that your fish have been up to no good ;) I saw the real Ray Quinn in Grease in the West End six months ago! He was a great Danny.

kiz said...

jesus vick sounds like eastenders! lol xxx kiz!